Enfin, A toast.

A toast. To all the hard work.  A plate of free range FRITALY frog legs. Yes, you heard me. Cheers!  A bit of le cidre (cider) to end this moment of history!

Thankyou from the Prime Minister

Thankyou, fellow farmers, citizens and protesters and spies. For your hard work and commitment to this issue which is now resolved. It makes me more then proud to be Francitaly president. Fritaly and Francitaly are now sister countries again, Madam Emma Harris and Madamoiselle Rani Singh are now again friends and business partners.

Enfin! Finalmente!

Over 500,000 citizens surrounded outside the Fritaly Government house and after half an hour of chanting " Grenouille Guaglianza! Grenouille Guaglianza!" Emma Harris finally surrendered and freed frogs. Frog Farming is illegal! Enfin! Enfin!

Thankyou Spies!

thankyou spies! we have now escaped 500 torchered frogs from the brutal frog farming in Fritaly.  Step by step we can solve this problem!

The Inside...

Our hidden cameras went inside a factory farm for frogs in fritaly. the picture speaks for itself. Sacrebleu!

Frog Sizzle!

There will be a FREE RANGE frog sizzle outside the Grunnings Pearhouse,12 Putra Road, Romis. Only 3 Eurancs for each frog steak. It will be on for the whole day and you even get a chance to meet Francetaly president Rani Singh. All proceeds will go to the Grenouille Guaglianza - Frog Equality foundation. Enjoy a fabulous frog on a hot day while helping our country's animals. Salut!

Frogs live shorter with frog farms.

They are taken away from families. chopped painfully. live 50% less. Surely their shorter life should be an enjoyable one? But no. They are force fed to get more plump, and get stomach cramps. But if they could live a bit longer they would get bigger naturally. Imagine yourself cramped squatting in a small dark box, nobody around you, exept the skin of your killed family. You probably can't imagine the thought. Sacre bleu!

The Great Debate

Mademoiselle Emma Harris and Rani Singh came together on a live streaming online chat and shared their thoughts on Frog Factory Farming.

heres how they went:
Emma: Bonjour, ca va!
Rani: wassup! It is true that when frog legs are factory farmed they live 50% less, no?
Emma: It is true, but there are millions of frogs in the world. They are of least concern.
Rani: There are BILLIONS of humans in the world, are they of least concern?
Emma: The frogs will be eaten anyway!
Rani: But at least  let the short life they live be an enjoyable one.
Emma: There are millions of people starving in other countries. Go help them!
Rani: Is this even necessary? Francetalians are living fine with free range farms, what do you think will happen if you change a system for the good of your country's reputation and nature?
Emma: Factory farms produce frogs faster.
Rani: But not cleaner. the gasses polute the air.
Emma: It doesn't harm people!.. I think ...
Rani: Well she just has admitted that frog leg farming's gasses can affect people. can affect small babies. School Children. Mothers and families.
Emma:  Pute! I am out!

Spooky Salt

Francetaly frogs are magical aren't they! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

Urgent! We need spies!

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We need spies that would travel to Fritaly and sneak frogs out of the frog farms, then take them back to Francetaly without getting caught in the progress. We need people really brave and passionate about frog equality who would risk getting their head chopped off. If you believe that you can help nature, and risk your life please go to the nearest Police Station where you can fill out a form and take an interview. Be prepared because if you pass the interview, you will be immediately transported to the airport where you will be taking a flight to Fritaly, trying to save these innocent frogs.

Bonjour! Welcome to Grenouille Guaglianza

We all love frogs, especially the free range ones in Francitaly. But this is not the case in our neighbour, Fritaly. Emma Harris, the president of Fritaly says the frog farms are alright. But they are not! Let us, the citizens of today persuade Fritaly farmers and chefs to farm more humanely and use frogs that haven't spend a sad life of toture in small cages.
Anyway, here's a plate of delicious FREE RANGE FRANCITALY frog legs. Bon Appetit!