TRANSCRIPT OF NATIONAL ADDRESS, 8TH NOVEMBER 2016, 3 - 3:30 PM

It is with deep remorse that I acknowledge my abandonment of this ubiquitously relevant cause: frog equality, which four years ago, I affectionately termed "grenouille guaglianza". It may appear to the public that my four years of political repose were a mere manifestation of laziness. However, this is not true. When I temporarily resigned from the role of Manager of Equality for France's Animals Inc., I became encompassed by a pensive cognizance; an intense, continuous philosophical musing about my role as a human being and how it affects others. This unearthed a moral enlightenment, that allowed me to see my past misguided methods of activism, and even revealed cognitive dissonances that can only be seen in hindsight. For example, in 2012 I was promoting a 'free range' frog sausage sizzle. Now I would like you to consider the true meaning of 'free range'. Physically, less pain is felt. Ethically: we still have humans controlling the lifespan and outcome of animals. Ethically, we have beings who exhibit no desire to be killed or die, and yet the thought of 'no pain' gives humans a sense of morality as to their act of... murder. A human being stands unknowingly of his fate, eating the food generously given to him by his owner. Then, the owner shoots the human being. No pain is felt! It is okay now, is it?

This is not an equal relationship. This is not a compassionate bond between the farmer and his animal. "But you can't liken humans to animals!" you say. You must allow your ego to dissolve to realise that our perceptions of the world are limited by our ego, and by the fact that our modes of thought are inhibited by our inability to every fully empathise with an external being.
We may not understand the worth of the frog. But we must acknowledge that it may exist.
An excuse that many French use mindlessly is that eating frogs is part of this unique French "food chain" or "circle of life".
Why is it, that by the allegedly natural act of humans engaging in the bio-diverse food cycle, animals are going endangered and extinct? With food pyramids and cycles, theoretically, there should not be imbalance or permanent depletion on any levels. It is a cycle of replenishment.
Humans are not propagating the food cycle by eating meat. Humans are destroying it.

I pledge here to be more forceful, honest, and purposeful in my words. I will not boast at small victories, but will use such achievements as a pedestal to promote Grenouille Guaglianza further to reach new levels of societal influence.

The seed of this seriousness of mine is the childlike joy I retrieve from seeing frogs in abundance, their cheerful croaking and innocuous hopping lightening the seeming complexities of the world.

I hope in the future, civilization will find worth in the frog's lesson of simple innocence.

It is my pleasure to deliver this address to the individuals of France; bourgeoisie and proletariat alike.

Let the words "love" and "equality" guide the choices which constitute your day and what you eat.

I will now answer any questions the press has to offer.


Exact speech of:
Mademoiselle Rani Singh
Manager of Equality for France's Animals Inc.
Manager of sub-office Grenouille Guaglianza.

ICAS AARGH

OK i know this isnt about grenouille guaglianza or whatever but seriously if i get another stupid Credit in my ICAS maths ( which I know is the best I could possibly get) I am gonna get crazy!

Preparing myself for the mental pain...

Enfin, A toast.

A toast. To all the hard work.  A plate of free range FRITALY frog legs. Yes, you heard me. Cheers!  A bit of le cidre (cider) to end this moment of history!

Thankyou from the Prime Minister

Thankyou, fellow farmers, citizens and protesters and spies. For your hard work and commitment to this issue which is now resolved. It makes me more then proud to be Francitaly president. Fritaly and Francitaly are now sister countries again, Madam Emma Harris and Madamoiselle Rani Singh are now again friends and business partners.

Enfin! Finalmente!

Over 500,000 citizens surrounded outside the Fritaly Government house and after half an hour of chanting " Grenouille Guaglianza! Grenouille Guaglianza!" Emma Harris finally surrendered and freed frogs. Frog Farming is illegal! Enfin! Enfin!

Thankyou Spies!

thankyou spies! we have now escaped 500 torchered frogs from the brutal frog farming in Fritaly.  Step by step we can solve this problem!

The Inside...

Our hidden cameras went inside a factory farm for frogs in fritaly. the picture speaks for itself. Sacrebleu!

Frog Sizzle!

There will be a FREE RANGE frog sizzle outside the Grunnings Pearhouse,12 Putra Road, Romis. Only 3 Eurancs for each frog steak. It will be on for the whole day and you even get a chance to meet Francetaly president Rani Singh. All proceeds will go to the Grenouille Guaglianza - Frog Equality foundation. Enjoy a fabulous frog on a hot day while helping our country's animals. Salut!

Frogs live shorter with frog farms.

They are taken away from families. chopped painfully. live 50% less. Surely their shorter life should be an enjoyable one? But no. They are force fed to get more plump, and get stomach cramps. But if they could live a bit longer they would get bigger naturally. Imagine yourself cramped squatting in a small dark box, nobody around you, exept the skin of your killed family. You probably can't imagine the thought. Sacre bleu!

The Great Debate

Mademoiselle Emma Harris and Rani Singh came together on a live streaming online chat and shared their thoughts on Frog Factory Farming.

heres how they went:
Emma: Bonjour, ca va!
Rani: wassup! It is true that when frog legs are factory farmed they live 50% less, no?
Emma: It is true, but there are millions of frogs in the world. They are of least concern.
Rani: There are BILLIONS of humans in the world, are they of least concern?
Emma: The frogs will be eaten anyway!
Rani: But at least  let the short life they live be an enjoyable one.
Emma: There are millions of people starving in other countries. Go help them!
Rani: Is this even necessary? Francetalians are living fine with free range farms, what do you think will happen if you change a system for the good of your country's reputation and nature?
Emma: Factory farms produce frogs faster.
Rani: But not cleaner. the gasses polute the air.
Emma: It doesn't harm people!.. I think ...
Rani: Well she just has admitted that frog leg farming's gasses can affect people. can affect small babies. School Children. Mothers and families.
Emma:  Pute! I am out!

Spooky Salt

Francetaly frogs are magical aren't they! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

Urgent! We need spies!

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We need spies that would travel to Fritaly and sneak frogs out of the frog farms, then take them back to Francetaly without getting caught in the progress. We need people really brave and passionate about frog equality who would risk getting their head chopped off. If you believe that you can help nature, and risk your life please go to the nearest Police Station where you can fill out a form and take an interview. Be prepared because if you pass the interview, you will be immediately transported to the airport where you will be taking a flight to Fritaly, trying to save these innocent frogs.

Bonjour! Welcome to Grenouille Guaglianza

We all love frogs, especially the free range ones in Francitaly. But this is not the case in our neighbour, Fritaly. Emma Harris, the president of Fritaly says the frog farms are alright. But they are not! Let us, the citizens of today persuade Fritaly farmers and chefs to farm more humanely and use frogs that haven't spend a sad life of toture in small cages.
Anyway, here's a plate of delicious FREE RANGE FRANCITALY frog legs. Bon Appetit!