Monday, November 14, 2011

Enfin, A toast.

A toast. To all the hard work.  A plate of free range FRITALY frog legs. Yes, you heard me. Cheers!  A bit of le cidre (cider) to end this moment of history!

Thankyou from the Prime Minister

Thankyou, fellow farmers, citizens and protesters and spies. For your hard work and commitment to this issue which is now resolved. It makes me more then proud to be Francitaly president. Fritaly and Francitaly are now sister countries again, Madam Emma Harris and Madamoiselle Rani Singh are now again friends and business partners.

Enfin! Finalmente!

Over 500,000 citizens surrounded outside the Fritaly Government house and after half an hour of chanting " Grenouille Guaglianza! Grenouille Guaglianza!" Emma Harris finally surrendered and freed frogs. Frog Farming is illegal! Enfin! Enfin!

Thankyou Spies!

thankyou spies! we have now escaped 500 torchered frogs from the brutal frog farming in Fritaly.  Step by step we can solve this problem!

The Inside...

Our hidden cameras went inside a factory farm for frogs in fritaly. the picture speaks for itself. Sacrebleu!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Frog Sizzle!

There will be a FREE RANGE frog sizzle outside the Grunnings Pearhouse,12 Putra Road, Romis. Only 3 Eurancs for each frog steak. It will be on for the whole day and you even get a chance to meet Francetaly president Rani Singh. All proceeds will go to the Grenouille Guaglianza - Frog Equality foundation. Enjoy a fabulous frog on a hot day while helping our country's animals. Salut!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Frogs live shorter with frog farms.

They are taken away from families. chopped painfully. live 50% less. Surely their shorter life should be an enjoyable one? But no. They are force fed to get more plump, and get stomach cramps. But if they could live a bit longer they would get bigger naturally. Imagine yourself cramped squatting in a small dark box, nobody around you, exept the skin of your killed family. You probably can't imagine the thought. Sacre bleu!